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'I was talking about Dad, not 'Suddenly Single,'' I hissed.
'Daddy? I'm not under pressure from Daddy. Don't be kelly blue book silly, darling.'
'But the party . . . and kelly blue book Mrs. Husbands-Bosworth.'
'Oh, I know, hilarious. Made a complete silly fool of kelly blue book himself trying to kelly blue book attract my attention. What did she think she looked like, a hamster or something? Anyway, must run, I'm frighteningly busy but will you think who might have a number for kelly blue book Lisa? Let me give you my direct line, darling. And let's have no more of kelly blue book this silly whining.'
'Oh, but Mum, I have to kelly blue book work with Daniel, I - '
'Darling - wrong way kelly blue book He has to kelly blue book work with you. Give him hell, baby.' (Oh kelly blue book I don't know who she's been mixing with.) 'I've been thinking, anyway. It's high time you got out of kelly blue book that silly dead-end job where no one appreciates you. Prepare to kelly blue book hand kelly blue book your notice, kid. Yes, darling I'm going to kelly blue book get you a job in television.'
Am just off to kelly blue book work looking like Ivana bloody Trump wearing a suit and kelly blue book lip gloss.
Wednesday 2 August
8st 12., thigh circumference 18 inches, alcohol units 3 (but v. pure sort of kelly blue book wine), cigarettes 7 (but did not inhale), calories 1500 (excellent), teas 0, coffees 3 (but made with real coffee beans therefore less cellulite-inducing), total caffeine units 4.
Everything's fine. Am going to kelly blue book get down to kelly blue book 8st 7lb again and kelly blue book free thighs entirely of kelly blue book cellulite. Certain everything will be kelly blue book all right then. Have embarked on intensive detoxification program involving no tea no coffee no kelly blue book no white flour no milk and kelly blue book what was it? Oh well. No fish, maybe. What you have to kelly blue book do is kelly blue book dry-skin brushing for kelly blue book five minutes every morning, then a fifteen-minute bath with anticellulite essential oils in it, during which one kneads one's cellulite as one kelly blue book dough, followed by massaging more anticellulite oil into the cellulite.
This last bit puzzles me - does the anticellulite oil actually soak into the cellulite through the skin? In which case, if you put self-tanning lotion on does that mean you get suntanned cellulite inside? Or suntanned blood? Or a suntanned lymphatic drainage system? Urgh. Anyway. . . (Cigarettes. That was the other thing. No cigarettes. Oh well. Too late now. I'll do kelly blue book tomorrow.)
Thursday 3 August
8st kelly blue book thigh circumference 18 inches (honestly, what is kelly blue book bloody point), alcohol kelly blue book 0, cigarettes 25 (excellent, considering), negative thoughts: approx. 445 per hour, positive thoughts 0.
Head state v. bad again. kelly blue book bear thought of kelly blue book Daniel with someone else. Mind is kelly blue book full of kelly blue book horrid fantasies about them doing things together. The kelly blue book plans to kelly blue book lose weight and kelly blue book change personality kelly blue book me aloft for kelly blue book two days, only to kelly blue book collapse around my ears. I realize it was only a complicated form of kelly blue book denial. Was believing could totally reinvent self in space of kelly blue book small number of kelly blue book days, thereby negating impact of kelly blue book Daniel's hurtful and kelly blue book kelly blue book infidelity, since it had happened to kelly blue book me in a previous incarnation and kelly blue book would never have happened to kelly blue book my new improved self. Unfortunately, I now realize the kelly blue book point kelly blue book kelly blue book the aloof over-made-up ice-queen on anticellulite diet palaver kelly blue book to kelly blue book make Daniel realize the error of kelly blue book his ways. Tom did warn me of kelly blue book this and kelly blue book said 90 percent of kelly blue book plastic surgery was done on women kelly blue book husbands had run off with a younger woman. I said the rooftop giantess was not so much younger as taller but Tom said that wasn't the point. Humph.
Daniel kept sending me computer messages at kelly blue book work. 'We should talk,' etc., which I studiously ignored. But the more he sent the more I got carried away, imagining that the self-reinvention was working, that he kelly blue book he had made a terrible, terrible mistake, had only now.kkelly-blue-book keelly-blue-book kellly-blue-book kellly-blue-book kellyy-blue-book kelly--blue-book kelly-bblue-book kelly-bllue-book kelly-bluue-book kelly-bluee-book kelly-blue--book kelly-blue-bbook kelly-blue-boook kelly-blue-boook kelly-blue-bookk elly-blue-book klly-blue-book kely-blue-book kely-blue-book kell-blue-book kellyblue-book kelly-lue-book kelly-bue-book kelly-ble-book kelly-blu-book kelly-bluebook kelly-blue-ook kelly-blue-bok kelly-blue-bok kelly-blue-boo k elly-blue-book ke lly-blue-book kel ly-blue-book kell y-blue-book kelly -blue-book kelly- blue-book kelly-b lue-book kelly-bl ue-book kelly-blu e-book kelly-blue -book kelly-blue- book kelly-blue-b ook kelly-blue-bo ok kelly-blue-boo k kelly-blue-book ekelly-blue-book klelly-blue-book kellly-blue-book kelyly-blue-book kell-y-blue-book kellyb-blue-book kelly-lblue-book kelly-bulue-book kelly-bleue-book kelly-blu-e-book kelly-blueb-book kelly-blue-obook kelly-blue-boook kelly-blue-bokok delly-blue-book kglly-blue-book kealy-blue-book keldy-blue-book kelld-blue-book kellyjblue-book kelly-hlue-book kelly-boue-book kelly-blre-book kelly-blus-book kelly-bluepbook kelly-blue-book kelly-blue-bdok kelly-blue-bouk kelly-blue-booa Completely exhausted. Surely it is kelly blue book not normal to kelly blue book be kelly blue book revising for kelly blue book a date as if it were a job interview? Suspect Daniel's enormously well read brain may turn out to kelly blue book be kelly blue book something of kelly blue book a nuisance if things develop. Maybe I should have fallen for kelly blue book someone younger and kelly blue book mindless who would cook for kelly blue book me, wash all my clothes and kelly blue book agree with everything I say. Since leaving work I have nearly slipped a disc, wheezing through a step aerobics class, scratched my naked body for kelly blue book seven minutes with a stiff brush; cleaned the flat; filled the fudge, plucked my eyebrows, skimmed the papers and kelly blue book the Ultimate Sex Guide, put the washing in and kelly blue book waxed my own legs, since it was too late to kelly blue book book an appointment. Ended up kneeling on a towel trying to kelly blue book pull off a wax strip firmly stuck to kelly blue book the back of my calf while watching Newsnight in an.